The hawk's nest
Anonymous sent: Do you masturbate with penetration or just clitoral stimulation?

Oh, are you implying I’m a woman? How clever.

Because that’s clearly something that would insult me.

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Evil Ways-Blues Saraceno (Justice Mix)

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TMI Tuesday, go.

(Source: shewastouchingteasingme)

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Send me a “♫” and I’ll put my music on shuffle and write an AU drabble with our characters based off of the song

(Source: askagentwest)

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andartha: Jeremy Renner would like to keep his personal stuff, you know……personal?Source: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/jeremy-renner-avengers-bourne-legacy-307421Private maybe?Like for example stuff about his family?Well, too bad SUCKER!!!!!!After all, women who wear skirts or drink alcohol, and they get RAPED, guess what? Totally the SLUTS’ own fault, booh-hoo!!!!!! Shouldn’t have worn that dress. Shouldn’t have gone out for a drink with friends.Sorry Jeremy, shouldn’t have become an ACTOR.If people treat you like their own personal property, to do with as they please?TOTALLY your own fault. And if you ask people to treat you decently, like they would any other human being?Well, lots of other people are disrespecting you.So why should fans be the only ones to tone it down?Can’t have that! After all, doing the right thing would spoil OUR fun!And we really can’t have that, can we? What were you thinking?That maybe your fans, who claim to love and admire you would have your back?Nawwwwww……..how naive !!!!!Because OUR fun is more important than anything else.Who cares if someody gets hurt?Certainly not us!After all, we don’t allow women to FRIEND-ZONE us either!!!!(Or would that be fan-zoning in this case?)__________________________________________ In case it isn’t obvious to some people:This is intended as a sarcastic satire of posts like these:http://tatallalock.tumblr.com/post/50936392045/the-difference-jeremy-is-that-we-are-not-publichttp://thisiskristine.tumblr.com/post/50968476776/this-whole-renner-dont-blog-the-pictures-of-him

andartha:

Jeremy Renner would like to keep his personal stuff, you know……personal?

Source: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/jeremy-renner-avengers-bourne-legacy-307421


Private maybe?

Like for example stuff about his family?

Well, too bad SUCKER!!!!!!

After all, women who wear skirts or drink alcohol, and they get RAPED, guess what?

Totally the SLUTS’ own fault, booh-hoo!!!!!!

Shouldn’t have worn that dress.

Shouldn’t have gone out for a drink with friends.

Sorry Jeremy, shouldn’t have become an ACTOR.

If people treat you like their own personal property, to do with as they please?

TOTALLY your own fault.

And if you ask people to treat you decently, like they would any other human being?

Well, lots of other people are disrespecting you.

So why should fans be the only ones to tone it down?

Can’t have that! 

After all, doing the right thing would spoil OUR fun!

And we really can’t have that, can we?

What were you thinking?

That maybe your fans, who claim to love and admire you would have your back?

Nawwwwww……..how naive !!!!!

Because OUR fun is more important than anything else.

Who cares if someody gets hurt?

Certainly not us!

After all, we don’t allow women to FRIEND-ZONE us either!!!!

(Or would that be fan-zoning in this case?)

__________________________________________


In case it isn’t obvious to some people:

This is intended as a sarcastic satire of posts like these:

http://tatallalock.tumblr.com/post/50936392045/the-difference-jeremy-is-that-we-are-not-public

http://thisiskristine.tumblr.com/post/50968476776/this-whole-renner-dont-blog-the-pictures-of-him


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leave the gun on the table

casfelldown:

Bucky Barnes wakes up in the future, joins the Avengers, reunites with Steve, makes some new friends and some old enemies, gets called Robocop and tries to figure out the future, himself, and Clint Barton’s middle name — all while being haunted by his past, the things he can’t remember and the creeping suspicion that Black Widow knows something he doesn’t.

Mmm, posing as boyfriends. Though I already knew Clint’s middle name???

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littleblueartist:

thefashionablesassycupcake:

staingirl:

Guess I should be sorry, huh? Well, I’m not.

hhnnnnnnngggggg

great gatsby’s balls

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celestial-day-dreams sent: ((Ha ha ... Can Clint get bird fever from himself?))

((Who says that didn’t happen already…))

16 hours ago